Wednesday, May 06, 2009

TV Talk Show Host of the Mindless declares First Lady of the Mindless Best EVER!

Best Ever...for some reason
Oprah, leader of millions of middle-aged female lemmings:

"Seeing as how Michelle is the greatest First Lady we've ever known, not to take anything away from the other First Ladies, but I think its so fantastic that she's tonight's guest and leads the pack of influentials."

It is a perfect example of the hyperbole that is stated without question that infuriates me. Don't bother with any facts or talk about past accomplishments (or lack thereof), just declare them the best. If you don't agree, you must be stupid or a racist or something.

More choice quotes from our betters from that night:

"I think that we see that Michelle is someone of multi-dimensions, and that you don't have to be just one thing, you can be many things. In many ways were just getting to know all that she can and will do." - Objective Journalist Diane Sawyer

"She's very warm. She's very sane. She's not crazy like some people in politics." - Insane Co-Host of The View, Joy Behar

UPDATE: I just wanted to add to this. By her own admission, appearing on Sesame Street "is the best thing I’ve done so far in the White House." With such an accomplishment, I guess that makes her undisputably the greatest EVER!


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