Enron x 19 = Fannie Mae

Today, it was announced that Fannie Mae has been fined up to $500 million for falsifying accounting records in order to "facilitate executive bonuses." That is, fake accounting to provide senior executives with bonuses in the tens of millions of dollars. No indictments or anything yet, but a fine, I guess, is a start.

As I wrote about a year ago, Fannie Mae's accounting misdeeds add up to a total of $11,000,000,000. That's 11 BILLION dollars!!! Compare that to Enron's comparatively paltry sum of $576,000,000., about 19 times less.

In terms of media coverage, you would think that Fannie Mae would be front page news! Perhaps a whistleblower would be named "Person of the Year" for their courage like the Enron whistleblowers! At least the news coverage should surpass Enron, right? Not with the fifth column press we have in this country. You see, Enron contributed to George Bush and was based in Texas. Fannie Mae, on the other hand, is a government sponsored company to provide lower-income families mortgages. A darling little cause of the left and therefore, no criminal activity is worthy of criticism.

The Most Evil Institution in the World

What else, but the United Nations? The cesspool we American taxpayer sink $3 billion dollars a year into. I could go on forever about all the horrible things perpetrated by this institution, but frankly, I don't want to get too worked up and I don't think too many of you will read the whole thing. So, please check out this video-log (vlog) from my favorite, Michelle Malkin and get a quick glimpse of just how genuinely EVIL this institution is. It is well past time to kick them all out of New York and blow that building up.

Spoiled, Stupid, Rich Kid Goes to Rehab

This is the moron who jumped from the upper deck at Yankee Stadium into the netting behind home plate last year. Last year, Scott Harper, 18 now told cops he was drinking at the game when he decided to jump off the upper deck. The result of this act of brilliance, was a new, strickly-enforced alcohol policy.

Whereas, in the past, if you were attending a game with more than one other person, you could go up to the concession stand and order beers for all your friends and not have everyone miss parts of the game. Also, if you looked like you were at least 28 years old, you wouldn't have to go digging into your wallet to find your license to show every single time you go to buy beer. Not any more, thanks to this F**K.

This punk from Armonk, NY was an aspiring rapper. Yes, if you know Armonk, NY, there aren't too many b**ches, hos or any house less than a couple million dollars. There is, however, marijuana in Armonk and the rich punk got caught driving under the influence and in possession of some. Just his latest run in with the law. Awhhh, too bad. Now, daddy has to send him to rehab in the hopes of avoiding any real punishment.

Here's hoping someone beats this kid up in jail, where he belongs.